The Guys
Starting at the front of the stage and working back:

Dan - Vocals/Guitar
You can't miss him. He looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. The frontman seems to like his punk covers...of anything. Dan likes Less Than Jake, Pennywise and Spineshank

Aid - Lead Guitar
Aid has a thing about Sea Monkeys. He's the sort of bloke your mother would warn you about. Has nice breasts though. Aid likes Greenday, Lit and Alkaline Trio

Ian - Bass
Dark-haired Ian provides the floor-shaking bass-line. Just don't ask him to move beds. He'll end up maiming himself or something. Ian is a studmuffin. It's obvious he's the love God of Harrogate.

Stu - Drums
Much travelled drummer Stu has played in many bands. He spends his wages each month on adding bits to his drumkit, which now looks like a ram-raid on a Pearl warehouse. Is alos interested in original lighting effects, which includes the police siren light.

"ALBATROSS!"
"Have you got any Choc Ices?"
"No I haven't got any Choc Ices. I've just got this ALBATROSS!"
"What flavour is it?"
"It's not any flavour! It's an albatross! It's seabird flavour!"